Raider Nation Fisher

My 5 year old was playing on the playground with his new friends at our apartment. All was going good until he came home crying that someone pinched him. After kissing his pinched arm my wife said to pinch him back if he did it again. Nope. I'm the dad, I give advice in matters such as this. I told him boys don't pinch. That's something girls do. I said he should pop him in the face. Nip it in the butt once and for all. The retaliatory strike should be more aggressive then the first strike. Least that's how I viewed it. I told him only do this IF someone hit him or pinched him first. If he swings first, he gets his butt spanked and he knows this. Then he bounced back out to play with his friends. Well boy was I "wrong". I got my butt chewed out over it. How dare I tell him to deck another child. And rah rah rah. I countered with the suggestion, perhaps he should just pick up a brick and clock the offending pincher with it. Wrong move Raider. She lit into me like a raccoon into a garbage can. Sheesh. I still stand by my first but of advice though.

Thanks for the prayers everyone. He ain't feeling nothing anymore. His pain is gone and he is chilling up in heaven with my grandpop now. I know those two are having fun up there. I can hear them cutting up and telling stories now. He passed away at around noon today. Again thanks for yalls help. RIP Uncle Dutchie. We love you and will miss you! You will live forever now! You played the game and by the grace of God you have won!

Patients my friend. The Raiders are still getting better everyday.As for the others you listed. Well... they just got lucky. I ain't scared though. Its only just begun. Raider Nation, we are Legion! We are many!

My uncle needs prayers, positive thoughts, vibes, whatever yall can send. He is 59 and has been fighting pancreatic cancer for the last year and a half. They put him on five times rhe amount of chemo he had been on about three months ago. He has been in and out of the hospital for the last month. Well he was admitted last night again. The doctors said he probably ain't leaving this time. They have him slammed up on Adavan, and Fentanyl. He probably ain't gonna last through the week. Please pray for a miracle. Please pray for his pain to leave him. Please pray for my aunts, my mom, my cousins, and most importantly my grandmom. Ill keep yall updated. Thank yall so much

When did KC drag themselves from the bottom of the AFC West? We may be the one of the worst teams, but we always seem to beat the Chiefs. Kansas City ain't nothing. They have won one championship ever, and that was before the merger. Yall got no history.Oakland is guaranteed to go at least 2 and 14, because the two games verse KC are almost always guaranteed wins. But hey; haters gonna hate, potatos gonna potate, and vegatables gonna vegatate. Raider Nation Forever! Forever Raider Nation!

Throw it in the gutter and go buy another. Seriously trade it in and let them deal with it.

I have had great luck with Craigslist. I make it a point to harass the scammers that contact me. Its either cash or merchandise.

Wow. Glenn that was just hurtful. Deaknh03 they are getting better. I wish they would have kept Cable as coach three coaches ago.

Right you are.

Yeah he is. One of the best punters of all time.

Matsuzak, Gene Upshaw, and Art Shell. The 1970's Raiders were extreme. Plus you had Madden coaching them. I honestly wish I had been around to see them play back then.

Belitnikoff, Ray Guy, Banazak, Atchinson, Thomas. You forgot a few. Oh and Tatum was an absolute beast! Greatest safety I have ever seen. Man would make you afraid to catch the ball.

Awww Denver ain't nothing. They gonna lose out just like they always do. If Harbaugh had not missed that challenge the outcome would have been different. Raiders are going all the way! Just watch as they crush the Ponies super bowl hopes. Raider Nation Til I Die!!!

Wrong side of the bay homie. Silver and Black til I die!

Nope. A logging chain, a case of bud light, a bottle of Hungarian Absinthe, and s giraffe.

This fool dropped the ball! He had the touchdown and dropped the ball while show boating! Thats the funniest thing I've ever seen! I can't believe he actually just did that!

Baltimore beats the Ponies 38-14.

Raiders win it all!!!!! Just Win Baby! Raider Nation For Life! You beat us on the field, we'll beat you in the parking lot!

OH MY GOD!!!!!! MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!!!! THAT EAS HORRIFIC! !!!

My final piece of unsolicited advice. Once you have picked your target point on Bambi. Look through your sight, not at it. Line it up and focus directly at your target point. Control your breathing and fire on the exhale. At least that's how I was taught.

ROFL that hysterical. By the way, what exactly came up for "pinching jugs"?

That's why I'm a hundredaire!

It was better then. Don't get me wrong I like video games. Hell, I grew up with an NES and have progressed with them. They still don't hold a candle to being outdoors and running around. Give it another fifty years and all kids will be pasty white from lack of sun exposure.

Yes I have! My boy has two of the nerf pistols. The sniper rifle which is clip fed. Two sub machine nerf guns, and the belt fed machine gun. I dare say the adults in the family get more use out of them. However he still loves playing with us with them.

Hot wifes are expensive. I should know. My old lady was 5'11 and 120 when we first started dating and got married. How I landed her I will never know. At least she ain't a chunky monkey like my SIL!Oh wait! I do know why she picked me. However I ain't discussing that on here!