I had a neighbor who had some obvious plastic surgery done on her face. For this neighborhood, plastic surgery wasn't all that uncommon, seemed lots of people were having stuff done.
I'm in the garage one day messing with my boat when I heard the neighbor and my wife talking about, "the face". Not wanting to be rude, I stopped what I was doing and walked out of the garage and cheerily asked.... so how's the face? She lost all expression and stomped away, not saying a word.
My wife quickly informed me, they were talking about landscaping around "the place"... not "her face". We have since moved...