A guy driving down a country road comes upon a farmhouse and notices a three legged pig walking around in the yard. He pulls over, gets out and walks up to the house. An old man is sitting on the porch. Can I help you young man? The guy says, "Sir I couldn't help noticing that three legged pig. What happened to him". Oh, the pig, well, you see, he's the family pet, and,....well, we just couldn't bear to eat him all at once.
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