I hate to dispute you, but yes, there is a bait monkey. You see, I work part time at BPS, and I can assure you, I have seen the bait monkey leading guys around by the hand. Heck, I even seen him leading one guy around by the ears. They usually have lists 2 pages long in their hot little hands. Kinda like the wife's grocery list. And believe me, that darned monkey wont let them out of the store until that list is filled.
They will start with a basket, and usually end up with a cart, They, and the monkey will sometimes get irate, if we don't have something on that list. I gotta tell ya, it is truly a sight to behold, watching the bait monkey do his thing.....love it!!
You must believe in the bait monkey, if you ever expect to grow in this wonderful sport of Bass Fihing.
Hootie