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Jigfishn10

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  1. As Raider's Secretary of the Labor Department, your hired! Ahem, just let me run that by Raider before you tell your family...
  2. Not all that bad as far a color scheme is concerned, but the font with the numbers is not to my liking...Guarantee, President Raider will think they're gnarly. But then again, he eats squirrel wings and thinks the Raiders have a legit shot at the superbowl this summer...LMAO
  3. Big cat for sure...what's up with the little kiddie pool?
  4. An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up."He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out.The next morning the Indian returns.He has his shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other.He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto. We're still cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here. What the heck was all that about, anyway?"The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me training for upper management position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot $h1t, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."
  5. Hey J, fellow Baystater from Eastern MA, welcome to the community.
  6. A Ford F-150. Hung a lipless crank on the passenger mirror on the backcast...I got spooled.
  7. How about a nice hot cup of "shut the F#$% up!"....
  8. Hit Man Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up." "Sure," they said. So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, "What do you do for a living?" "I'm a hit man," was the reply. "You're joking!" was the response. "No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. "Here are my tools." "That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend, "Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here." So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house. "Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window." "Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha Ha, I can see she's naked!! Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in there with her...He's naked, too!!!" He turned to the hit man, "How much do you charge for a hit?" "I'll do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger." "Can you do two for me now?" "Sure, what do you want?" "First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth." "Then the neighbor, he's a friend of mine, so just shoot his hoo-hah off to teach him a lesson." The hit man took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes. "Are you going to do it or not?" said the friend impatiently. "Just be patient," said the hit man calmly, "I think I can save you a grand here."
  9. My daughter's name is Amanda and I always call her Amanda Bear. When my son Dillon was born, my daughter always watch Winnie The Poo so she called Dillon, Roo after one of the characters. Fast forward 9 years later, he's still called Roo in our family.
  10. 20 lbs freshwater fish is quite an accomplishment. Big congrats to him!
  11. Alright Darren, I mean no disrespect, but I am making a wise@$$ remark: Do you hear a dripping noise coming from the north? If you do, it's my @$$ bleeding for ya!
  12. Easy kid, you're starting to make sense...which worries me.
  13. Dear Raider, I've been in commercial construction since 1989 and a graduate from Wentworth Tech in Boston with a degree in Building Construction Technology. I'm on a very easy industrial project and have 4 armchair quarterbacks telling me how to get the project done. 2 have experience, but do not come to the project on a daily basis, 1 has some experience, but does not come to the project on a daily basis and 1 who is here everyday, but has no experience. My question to you is, why do I need so many folks telling me how to get this project done and how can I tell them to buzz off. Regards, One P1$$ed-off Super. P.S. I'm 2 weeks ahead of schedule doing it my way.
  14. I think you should head up the Department of Health...Anyone who can sit down and consume a vender's pack of Slim Jim's and lived to tell about it should definitely be the Heath Department head!...LOL
  15. Just as well Mike, I was gonna fire you...LMAO Good luck on the book, I'll look for it on Amazon...
  16. So, Mr President, you're no different than our current and past few presidents....you're a fraud! I'm in either way!
  17. Ah, Mr. President, with all due respect, but I know how you feel about Yankees and I'm honored to be in your cabinet, but do you realize you selected all...ah....Yankees?
  18. Man, you must be pretty jacked and ripped by now...good for you! Keep up the hard work!
  19. Hey guys, I'm bank bound, for freshwater anyway, and love catching crappie while bass fishing and it seems like spring is the only time I catch these guys, is spring the only season they come close to shore?
  20. Nice to see you again!
  21. I'll check those out as well...Thanks SoFlaBassAddict...BTW, Great to see you posting again!
  22. I'll help you Raider: The easy answer is: You can't get thru to him.
  23. Good luck getting the monkey off your back.
  24. Dear Raider, I am not looking for advice, I am letting you know that my wife questioned why I blocked every referenced base website...encyclopedia, dictionary, wikipedia, etc...on every computer, tablet and cell phone in our family home. I told her that after reading 3,000 plus posts from an individual on Bass Resource, I came to the conclusion that those referenced based websites are not needed because Raider Nation Fisher knows f#$*ki@g everything! P.S. Keep up the good work and thank you for this free service.
  25. Good luck!
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