Went to the lake today and, oh how it was gorgeous...
Funny thing happened at the ramp, though. Pull up to the ramp to launch, ready to dump in. Pull the clips, undo the buckles, undo the winch strap, dump 'er in and in all of a minute and a half we're clear of the ramp. Park the truck, and walking back down, this guy starts just RIPPIN' me about cutting in line to launch, he was giving me all sorts of he*l. I politely pointed out that he was in the rigging lane, and didn't have his boat even remotely ready to launch, so I just went ahead and dumped in. He was furious that I had the nerve to put the boat in before he did. When I asked him if he was ready to launch before I was, he said that, "That doesn't matter, it's the principle of it."
At this point, I was already back to the dock, and Jeeves was ready to chauffeur me on to the fish. I told him what had happened, and we both had a pretty good laugh.
We ended up marking a TON of fish on a channel swing that was relatively close to the ramp, in hearing distance, even. Skip forward about half an hour and a dozen green fish. We hear the guy at the ramp screaming bloody murder than not only did we cut him off, but now we were catching his fish. This is comedy GOLD, now. It's getting to the point that we're both just laughing our butts off about it. Neither of us know the guy, but we've both seen the boat on the lake an awful lot. It's usually either within 10 yards of shore, or tied off to trees jerkin perch; so it's pretty hilarious that we're catching his fish now.
Well, apparently, the guy was so frustrated that he couldn't even launch his boat. We moved on to another couple spots, only planning on fishing for a handful of hours. We wanted to cover some water and see what we could make happen in short time. Skip ahead to 1:00, when we're ready to head back to the launch. We get back to the launch and find that the entire ramp (I failed to mention it's a three wide ramp) is blocked by this guys van and his 18' Lund- IN THE WATER! Have NO idea what the guy did to manage it, but he had the boat floating the trailer, he hadn't removed the tie downs, and the van was in the water up to the drivers side door mirror. I figured the thing would have floated away, but it didn't. I figured there was enough room that I could back down close to the dock between where his rig was, and the wall. I made it in, loaded, and out in about 60 seconds. Before pulling all the way up the ramp, I asked the guy, being nice as possible, not even remotely condescending, if he'd like me to pull him out. Boy did I get an earful! He proceeded to blame the whole mishap on me, which I thought was hilarious. I figured it best not to take pictures, and just get out of there before it got ugly.
So today, I'm thankful that I know I can launch and load the boat in under three minutes. It sure saves headaches at the ramp.