Ok, so if I have my rig washed, tackle organized, wear red shoes and a stinky red cap that doesn't say Gamakatsu, stinky shirt with no red in it, and underwear with no red, leave the wife and kids home, make sure there's a Y in the day...uuuhhhmmmm....., make sure the lake hasn't gone dry.....uuuhhhmmmm...., take no banana or camera, , eat a cookie, take a lucky coin, rusty pliers, go when the cows are standing up and the bats are flying, look for a bird flying nearby, cast into dead water first where carp are busting, say "this spot sucks, this is my last cast, we haven't caught any in a while", don't pick my teeth with a worm hook, dip my hat in the water, wipe blood and slime on my already stinky red cap, use a fresh worm, no water in the livewell until I catch a fish, oh, and don't brush my teeth......(deep breath)...then I'm GUARANTEED to have an awesome day!
GOT IT!
WOW!
WHAT is that awful smell?
Anyone wanna go fishing with me??