Lund Explorer

working at the carwash is a joke I sure hope the 711 part of that user name doesn't look prophetic in a few years.

The only change we're about to see around here is going from a hand auger to the gas powered kind! ;D

Hope you got the free shipping deal they have going on right now!

Ya just gotta do the math. Take the cash option, so that reduces it to 1/2, keep your favorite uncle happy, so toss away another 40%.... That should leave you with a paltry $110 Million. Now divide that in half, with the first part going into a charitable trust. Even at a modest rate of return, the income from that investment should net about $1.5Mil each year. You can gift $10,000 to 150 worthy cause each and every year. In my case, the rest would be split equally between nine of us. Both mothers, the five kids, the war dept, and little old me. All the relatives can beg their mothers, the grandkids can beg their parents, and the wife can do whatever it is that pops her bobber. Me? I'm going to buy a new class-c diesel motorhome (with a single bed), a new multi-species boat (with one seat) to tow behind it, and a cell phone that can't be switched off silent mode.

You can add another dollar to the price if you include the word Xtreme to the name!

Haywood isn't going to land anywhere near UM. They wouldn't put up with Moeller's issues, so anyone with a felony abuse history is toast here. Saban.... Let's just say he is in the conference that deserves him. It would be nice to see Harbaugh come back to his roots, even though UM can't match the pay scale of the NFL, and it's not like they're in the SEC. But Michigan will find a coach that will carry on the long tradition here as the winningest team in the NCAA.

I sure miss John Cooper! ;D

Good morning everyone. Here's to hoping that you've all gotten up bright eyed and bushy tailed this morning. Of course for those of you who imbibed a little too much last night. Who got to the point where your "merds got all wixed up, and you couldn't peak so splain", and now have to reach out to arms length to scratch your ears, remember those wise old words. A sober man wakes up feeling the best he'll feel all day and then gets to feeling run down later on. You guys on the other hand, you'll be feeling better as each hour passes. See how much you have to look forward too! ;D

After a couple of weeks, I thought this was getting put to bed. and then one of my snot-nosed kids sends me the following texting guides for seniors. 1st - It was too good not to share. 2nd - I must not have beaten them enough! ;D Texting Guide for Seniors ATD: At The Doctor's BFF: Best Friend Farted BTW: Bring The Wheelchair BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth CBM: Covered By Medicare CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center DWI: Driving While Incontinent FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers FWIW: Forgot Where I Was FYI: Found Your Insulin GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! GHA: Got Heartburn Again HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On? LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out LOL: Living On Lipitor LWO: Lawrence Welk's On OMMR: On My Massage Recliner OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas. ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop TTYL: Talk To You Louder WAITT: Who Am I Talking To? WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again WTP: Where's The Prunes? WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

After a couple of weeks, I thought this was getting put to bed. and then one of my snot-nosed kids sends me the following texting guides for seniors. 1st - It was too good not to share. 2nd - I must not have beaten them enough! ;D Texting Guide for Seniors ATD: At The Doctor's BFF: Best Friend Farted BTW: Bring The Wheelchair BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth CBM: Covered By Medicare CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center DWI: Driving While Incontinent FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers FWIW: Forgot Where I Was FYI: Found Your Insulin GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! GHA: Got Heartburn Again HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On? LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out LOL: Living On Lipitor LWO: Lawrence Welk's On OMMR: On My Massage Recliner OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas. ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop TTYL: Talk To You Louder WAITT: Who Am I Talking To? WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again WTP: Where's The Prunes? WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

After a couple of weeks, I thought this was getting put to bed. and then one of my snot-nosed kids sends me the following texting guides for seniors. 1st - It was too good not to share. 2nd - I must not have beaten them enough! ;D Texting Guide for Seniors ATD: At The Doctor's BFF: Best Friend Farted BTW: Bring The Wheelchair BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth CBM: Covered By Medicare CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center DWI: Driving While Incontinent FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers FWIW: Forgot Where I Was FYI: Found Your Insulin GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! GHA: Got Heartburn Again HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On? LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out LOL: Living On Lipitor LWO: Lawrence Welk's On OMMR: On My Massage Recliner OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas. ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop TTYL: Talk To You Louder WAITT: Who Am I Talking To? WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again WTP: Where's The Prunes? WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

Something in Black, Blue, Purple, Brown, Green, and White. Or combine them.

Guys my pops isn't kidding either. Were talking about rangers and tritons set up for side by side seating and everything. It's a sight to behold! I've seen pictures of these guys with all those rods hanging off the bow. Sort of like the reverse of salmon fishing on the Great Lakes where we run 18+ rods off the back of the boat! You can get a regular Chinese fire drill going at times.

Bummer! I was looking forward to sitting down for a beer or six to see if our family trees crossed roots somewhere back in time. But I can understand the roof thing, I could have taken one heck of a road trip two years ago for what mine cost me. :-[ If that beer or six offer stands, we can do some exploring. Spelled with an "E", not "O". I can't remember seeing the name ever spelled with an "O" but I get get mail at work spelled that way all the time. We're Scandinavian Vikings! Sounds great. Ours is the Danish "E" version , though I have met a few "O's" over the years. We even have a large family down the road that had a lake named after them. It's spelled Jehnzen!

Bummer! I was looking forward to sitting down for a beer or six to see if our family trees crossed roots somewhere back in time. But I can understand the roof thing, I could have taken one heck of a road trip two years ago for what mine cost me. :-[

I believe you are correct, sir. But I've never seen one with the "hula" skirt on the hook. Maybe an add on? I guess we'd have to ask the owner of that lure, but it looks to me like that skirt is rather stiff and could be some type of weed guard. Maybe.

Sorry to hear about your loss Aaron. It's one of those things all of us go through at some point. I lost all of my grandparents and my father many years ago, but there are still many memories to fall back on. Make sure to spend some more time with your grandmother. Even though dementia takes away most of their short term memory, she will most likely be able to tell you many stories about your grandpa and the old days that you will want to know.

ALLAH Ham Bone!

Silvercliff.... How's Tings in Da Frozen Nort, eh? ;D Good point about the "spots" created when bottom types converge.

Silvercliff.... How's Tings in Da Frozen Nort, eh? ;D Good point about the "spots" created when bottom types converge.

Silvercliff.... How's Tings in Da Frozen Nort, eh? ;D Good point about the "spots" created when bottom types converge.

By the way, that spoon reminds me a lot of the old style "Red Eye Wiggler" spoons. They all had those two glass eyes wired into them.

I've still got some of the grubs and worms to use with those pesky little rattles. You didn't have to worry about them melting in as the bass had the ability to suck the rattles right out of those pockets..... We glued them in! I think I've even got some of the rattles floating around here too.

Perfectly said, I couldn't or wouldn't add a thing. That advice was worth a whole lot more than two cents!

You're right. You are a horrible person. How can you not like the Christmas ham! Not horrible, just terrible. The horrible part is sitting down to chow down on some poor ham cut into narrow strips and cooked down to the point that it has no moisture, no flavor, and is about as chewy as those pig's ears that you can buy for a dog. Years ago, there was a packing plant near Detroit called Farmer Pete's , or Peat's (I can't remember how it was spelled) that had fantastic ham. Since the day they went out of business, I haven't had a really good ham. I've had a few that were passable, but none of them were spiral cut. Sorry, but I don't see what's so special about a spiral cut anything.