When I got my first job at a local seafood restaurant I was told to go find a rack stretcher so they could finish mopping. I went all over the place looking for this thing and finally made it to the boss. When I asked him he told me to go back there and tell those guys some choice words and started laughing! Also in the Marine Corps we do this thing where we send our newbies, or boots as we call them, to go up to a Staff Sergeant (E6) and ask them if they know where a PRC-E6 is. That translates to Do you know where a ***** E6 is? Basically calling the SSgt a *****. It always gets a good laugh.