Okay, I have a question about this "Don't kiss the fish". We have ALL at one time or another swam in lakes, ponds, and or rivers where fish live. I would think the if kissing a fish can make one sick, swimming in the same water as the fish would also make one sick. I have never gotten sick nor have I got an infection from swimming in a lake, pond, or river. Nor have I gotten sick from kissing a fish. But then again I know the waters I fish. Also how many of us wash our hands after handling a fish, before getting something to drink or eat. Just about every fisherman I know puts their thumb or fingers in the fishes mouth to remove the hook, then wipe their hands off with a towel or on their pants, then proceed to grab a snack, or grab a bottle of water. Not trying to cause conflict here but it makes me wonder.