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ROTFLMAO!!! Too funny.

Here is a start to the dating part of your problem, I looked it over, I think it's pretty well "cleaned" up, TO DATE MY DAUGHTER A slightly expanded version of what's been 'out there' for all of you with daughters...or even for that matter, sons. APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. NAME_____________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH_____________ HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________ SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #________________ BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES__________________________________________ HOME ADDRESS______! _______ __________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______ Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No Is one male and the other female? ___Yes ___No If No, explain: _____________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ Number of years they have been married: ____________________________ If less than your age, explain: ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ ACCESSORIES SECTION: A. Do you own or have access to a van? __Yes __No B. A truck with oversized tires? __ Yes __No C. A waterbed? __Yes __No D. A pickup with a mattress in the back? __Yes __No E. A tattoo? __Yes __No F. Do you have an earring, nose ring, pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring? __Yes __No (IF YOU ANSWERED "YES" TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY I SUGGEST RUNNING.) ESSAY SECTION: In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you? _______________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________ In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you? _______________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________ In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you? _______________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________ REFERENCES SECTION: Church you attend: _______________________________________ How often you attend? ____________________________________ When would be the best time to interview your: Father? _____________ Mother? _____________ Pastor? _____________ SHORT-ANSWER SECTION: Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers are confidential. A: If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be: ______________________________________________________ B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my: ______________________________________________________ C: A woman's place is in the: ______________________________________________________ D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is: ______________________________________________________ E: What do you want to do IF you grow up? ______________________________________________________ F. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is: ______________________________________________________ G. What is the current going rate of a hotel room? ______________________________________________________ I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE. Applicant's Signature (that means sign your name, moron!) ______________________________________________________ __________________________ _________________________ Mother's Signature Father's Signature __________________________ _________________________ Pastor/Priest/Rabbi State Representative/Congressman Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. Please allow four to six years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can't, and it would cause you injury). If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentleman wearing white ties carrying violin cases. (you might watch your back) To prepare yourself, start studying Daddy's Rules for Dating. Daddy's Rules for Dating: Your dad's rules for your boyfriend (or for you if you're a guy) : Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you' d better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not in fact come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist. Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "Barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you. Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: "early." Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car? Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better. Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me. Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

I just purchased a Galco Triton Kydex TR-286 for my Glock 27. This is the first IWB holster I've owned. I was looking at this one, or the King Tuk, but that holster seemed huge, and for summer months, very uncomfortable. The TR-286 has a sweat guard, and gun draws with very little effort. I do have to say though, for a IWB holster, alot of the gun still sticks up, and is in plain view. As for out side the waistband, I still haven't found anything better then the Glock Sport Holster, (I think thats what it is called) was like $12.00, all black plastic, and very slim.

I have a Tarpon 120, pretty much in brand new condition, no holes drilled. It is the angler edition. I bought it new, and it has been in the lake twice. Back issues are keeping me from enjoying it. I have a cart, and crate to go with it, if interested.

NICE! Congrats, yes details plz.

Everything mentioned, and spare fuses, and bulbs.

Thanks again, much appreciated.

I do appreciate your time and efforts smalljaw. I didn't think it would be this big of a deal. I searched their new bait on the market, and while they are still using this blade, I can not find any of their painted willows in the 4.5 size on a 1/2 oz. I see some smaller ones, probably 1/4 or 3/8th oz. I guess I'll just buy up some of the older Terms I find on the bargain table sometimes, and tear them down for the parts. Once again, thank you for your time, efforts, and knowledge on this subject. Jeff

I send off a email to Rapala, and heres their response, I've been searching for some Terminator spinnerbait blades. I was told that your company now owns the Terminator now. I need some willow leaf blades in the 4.5 size. I would even take some that have no finish, as I would like to paint them. I have several older baits that had painted blades, but can no longer find them for sale. Could you put me in contact with a place that I can place a order? Thank you for your email. Unfortunately we no longer carry replacement blades. I did a quick online search and found a couple companies that do carry replacement willow blades. Below is a link to Bass Pro’s replacement blades selection. Hopefully this helps you out. http://www.basspro.c...m=willow blades Good Fishing! Rapala USA While I appreciate the link to BPS, that willow leaf blade does not have the beveled edge, like the Terms use. You are still using that blade on your Terminators you make today. I would really like to purchase 50 of them. As I stated before you do not make 1/2oz spinnerbaits with painted blades, and that is what works for us. Is there any chance you can contact the company that makes your Terms now, and have then sell me a handful of blade, PLEASE? I am sorry Jeff we cannot. You may want to try searching the internet. There may be some old components left on the market. Sorry but good luck. Well unless I find old stock, looks like I'm SOL. Thanks for all the responses, Jeff

I have sent an email, and we'll see how it goes. Thanks again Smalljaw.

So Rapala owns them now? The info I got off an old package is Outdoor Innovations, LLC. So if I contact them, they won't be able to help me? I should maybe contact Rapala? Having Terminator stamped on them is no big deal, as we are using them on our older Terms, and we want to paint the blades. Thanks again guys, I appreciate it.

Thanks guys, that mag willow does look close. I may have to settle for that one if my search does not get me any closer. I appreciate the help guys, tight lines!

Thanks guys, I'm still looking. I did find a number for the company that makes them, but have yet to call them.

I like that Purple Haze as well. I know a few spots here that that spinnerbait would work well! Nice job!

Thanks smalljaw, I did go look at them, and took some measurements, and I believe that they are the Indiana blades that come on some Terms. I took a pic of the blades I have on my older Terms. 99% of my Terms have either a willow leaf blade in a 4.5 size, or a Indiana blade in a 4.5 size. I took another pic of what I have. The Indiana blade measures 1 5/8" 4.5 size The Willow leaf measures 2 3/8" 4.5 size Like you said, that #6 blade is going to be a BIG blade. I will call Janns and see if they ever get any Willow blade from this manufacturer. I am looking to paint these blades, so I not using them for flash, it just seemed to me there was a difference in vibration, as the only difference was the big blade, hers was not beveled. The Willow Leaf blade is what I am looking for, and again, thanks for your help.

I was hoping you would chime in Smalljaw, I was actually using this blade in a painted version. I got into some fish, and the wife tied on the same bait, but the blade was not beveled. I was catching 4 fish to her 1, and the only difference I could see was the blade. So I was looking for some extra blades. I have resorted to tearing apart other Terminators just for the blades. Skeeterman, I will give that a try, see where I get. I was on their site, but I don't remember seeing any contact info, but I will give it another look. Thanks guys for your replies.

Thats what I am afraid of. Thanks for the info.

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I'm looking for some beveled edge willow leaf blades, like they use on the Terminator spinnerbaits. I've checked most of the tackle making websites, (Janns, Barlows), and such, with no luck. I am looking for 4.5, 3.5 or 3 sizes. Anybody have any suggestions? Thanks. I did check out them sites, and thanks, but that not excatally what I'm looking for. The one I am looking for is on the left. I added the other blade to compare.

Painted blades as well for me. Clear water to muddy water, 1/2oz. Been using Terminators, War Eagles, Boo Yahs. I see there are alot of guys who build their own. I was wondering if anyone knows where I could get some of the willlow leaf blade that are beveled, like they use on the Terms. I am looking for a 4.5 and 3's or 3.5's? I've been painting my own with some rust-ol-em, and seems to work ok, but I do see some chipping. I may also look into a powder paint sprayer, thanks.

I have these boards on my aluminum boat, and they have worked out well. Mine are not as slick as I thought they would be dry. But once wet, they will dump your boat quick. They did scuff up some, but seem to be very durable. I would not hesitate to put another set on if needed.

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More reasons to carry, BERKS COUNTY, Pa. -- A 65-year-old man who was attacked by three boys in Berks County on Wednesday and fought back by shooting two of them was the third victim of their robbery attempts, police said. IMAGES: Reading Shooting Scene The man was riding his bicycle about 11 a.m. on the Thun Trail near the Bertolet Fishing Dock in West Reading when the boys knocked him off his bicycle and pinned him against a fence in an apparent robbery attempt, police said. Two of the boys were assaulting the man when he pulled a handgun and shot them, police said. Berks County District Attorney John Adams said Thursday that the teens are accused of robbing two other men prior to the robbery attempt on the 65-year-old man. Julias Johnson, a 16-year-old on probation, was pronounced dead at the scene. The other boy, a 15-year-old whose name was not released, was taken to Reading Hospital with a single gunshot wound to his neck and is expected to survive. Police said they took the third teen, Michael Gonzalez, 16, and the victim to the Cumru Township police station for questioning. They consulted Adams, released the victim and sent Gonzalez to the Youth Detention Center. Adams said he does not condone violence but said the man had no choice but to defend himself against the teens. Adams said the victim did not provoke the attack, could not get away and feared for his life. He added that he will not be pressing charges against the man who shot the teens. The teens are accused of robbing two other men earlier that day. The boys had skipped school that day, Adams said. Probation officers placed an electronic monitoring device on Johnson's ankle after visiting him earlier Wednesday. For missing school, Johnson was supposed to report to the probation office Wednesday afternoon, Adams said. Johnson was on probation for prior "criminal activity." The injured teen and Gonzalez attended Governor Mifflin School District. Johnson attended the Reading School District. Read more: http://www.wgal.com/...l#ixzz1klKH6zVq

LMAO!!! Thats a good one!!!

I'm not sure if it will matter to you, but I did the same comparison about 3 years ago, The Fortrex mount was kinda long for the front of my boat, but my boat (2002 Tracker Inboard) is kinda narrow. I found the Maxxium Pro mount much more smaller, and even fit the same hole pattern as the previous motor. I had bought a Terrova, but just could not get it to fit right. So we sent it back, and took the boat to Cabelas, and they let us bring the motor right out on the boat and try it. I got the Maxxium Pro 24 volt 80lb. It fit well stowed and deployed. Most of the problem I had was when in the stowed position, the head of the motor stuck was out the side of the boat, so much we could not use the cover. In the almost 3 years we've had this motor, we have not had a single problem. Out of all my Minn Kotas, (5) I have only ever had 1 problem, and that was a steering cable broke. Good luck with your choice.