Don 't know if you are trying to be funny or what, but your suggestion is absurd and ridiculous.
Tipptruck: "Excuse me sir , Mr judge, your honor, ya see, them kids were playing with me tools so I decided to beat them"
Mr Judge: "well sir Mr Tipptruck you are accused of beating & assault "
And Mr Tipptruck ends up paying a fine and goes to jail for listening to The Captain 's advice.
RW 's advice is worthy of be taken in consideration, put a stop before it starts.
RW's advice is good, however, I have to respectfully disagree with you on the fight. I'll bet you one thing: if people are stealing his tools, and he pops them one, I'll bet they won't bother his tools again!
Well yall have obviously never been to Juniata county PA, we could all care less we is just a bunch of frikkin rednecks and the whole county and another ocounty share 1 cop cause we can't afford to pay salary so we just don't give a crap about fights or who is in them mainly because of the races and all them dang drunks!!!!!
You obviously live in a dream world, or you've gotten your tail whipped pretty good a number of times and the small town with gangs thing is your excuse for why it happened. There is absolutely no way you have 1 cop for 2 counties