Mariah Carey is the quintessential diva; self- absorbed, unaware, vapid and, as divas are known to do, named her six dogs names that speak to her diva- ness. They are Muttley, Cha- Cha, Squeaky Beans, Jilly Beans, Pippity and The Reverend Pow Jackson. I think we can all agree that her husband, Nick Cannon, came up with the last name. But I digress. So, as much as I'm poking fun at these silly names, I'm in no position to criticize; I named my childhood dog Harry Dumptruck, and my wife, Keri, had a cat named Weirdo. We also named our truck, "Jeb". A buddy of mine had a dog named GDAD (God Da*n, Another Dog), and a cat named ADA (Another Dam* Animal). People name their pets, cars, guns, musical instruments, body parts, etc. So today's question is:
WHAT SPECIAL NAME DO YOU HAVE FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMETHING?
