I certainly appreciate your attempt at composing a witty and somewhat articulate post. However, you and I both know that almost ALL of the threads on this particular section of the board are repeats in one way or another. There is only so much that can be said about fishing equipment so it is only natural that this stuff becomes a bit redundant after a while.
That being said, if you would read what I wrote I simply asked what is the "quietest" and "smoothest" braid out there. You might have interpreted this as me asking what is the "best" braid, but I am not concerned about that. I simply would like to know which one makes the least amount of noise coming through the guides