Dry rot tires. Easy one. Next time you pull a rotted or old tire off your trailer, keep it. Make sure you give it some terminal damage before storing in your truck. You are about to have a trailer blowout on youir way HOME from fishing. Very important not to say it happened on the way TOfishing because then you could have fixed it and come home.
Luckily enough, some friendly redneck named Cletus is going to happen to have a tire at his house that you can borrow to get home. He lives 5,10 or up to 25 miles away depending on how much time you need.
DOUBLE BENEFIT- After returning the tire to your newfound friend, you will need to withdraw $50 from the checking account to get another one at your local boating store. This money can now be used to pay for somthing you've been wanting for your boat.
Be sure not to get the great idea of getting a spare tire on this trip to the store. This will null and void the use of this whopper in the future with the next girlfriend. Good luck.
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