Now THAT's mooknificent. Make sure it's a cheesy, thin white T-shirt and by all means, have the shirt ON, use permanent black marker, look down and write "Mook". It will be upside down, backwards, and duplicated on your chest. If that doesn't self christen you as a mook, you don't wanna be one!
Well, now that LBH mentioned that, Here's a story
Speakin of the shirt, when we was in about 5th or 6th grade everybody would wear our class shirt to school and let everybody sign it. I learned not to let people use a sharpie after over half of my class's names were tatooed all over my body. People still make fun of me for that :'(
But with that said, i've always took a "tactical" and scientific approach to fishing. Sorry guys