The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE
Man of Your House."
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now
on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished
eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will
wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage
my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb
my hair?"
The wife replied, "The freakin' funeral director would be my first guess."