A man goes into an exotic bird store in search of a pet. As he's walking the aisles checking out the different birds, he starts to get "sticker shock" at some of the prices. Two, three, four thousand dollars for some of them. Just then a salesman approaches and asks if he's interested in any of the birds. The guy says "Ya got anything cheaper ?" The salesman says he has one he can let go for $500. They go to check it out. The bird appears normal and has a good vocabulary. "Why are you letting him go so cheap ? asks the guy. The salesman says "If you look closely, you'll see he has no legs" The guy asks "Well how does he stay on the perch ?" The salesman explains that the bird wraps his *ahem* around the perch. The guy gives the salesman the money and takes the bird home.
The bird is living in the guy's house for about a week. One day the guy comes home from work
and the bird says "Guess what I saw today ?"
The guy says "What ?"
The bird says "The old lady was walking around the house with a nightie on"
"Yeah, so what"
"Then the doorbell rang"
"Go on..."
"Then the mailman came in"
"Go on..."
"She put on soft music and started dancing around"
"Then what happened ?"
"They went over on the couch and started kissing and fooling around"
"WHAT HAPPENED NEXT ?"
"I don't know. I fell off my perch and got knocked out....."