You're right. You are a horrible person. How can you not like the Christmas ham!
Not horrible, just terrible. The horrible part is sitting down to chow down on some poor ham cut into narrow strips and cooked down to the point that it has no moisture, no flavor, and is about as chewy as those pig's ears that you can buy for a dog.
Years ago, there was a packing plant near Detroit called Farmer Pete's , or Peat's (I can't remember how it was spelled) that had fantastic ham. Since the day they went out of business, I haven't had a really good ham. I've had a few that were passable, but none of them were spiral cut.
Sorry, but I don't see what's so special about a spiral cut anything.
Most if not all store bought hams are pre cooked, yet most people re-cook them to death.
One of the best hams I ever had I got in Virginia on the way home from North Carolina. Expensive, but worth every penny. Here's an example:
http://virginiatraditions.com/virginia-hams.aspx?gclid=CLyP6quCjaYCFUbf4AodASAumA