my eyes are worth $1,000,000 /sunglasses
feet worth $500,000 /shoes
legs worth $750,000/ pants
privates worth $100,000,000 /undershorts
vital organs worth $10,000,000/ shirt-coat
heads worth $10,000,000/ hat
D*#M I better take out a loan if I'm going fishing
anyone knows where I can buy a$1,000,000 pair of shades