Probably already heard this one.........
A West Virginia hunter was duck hunting when he was confronted by a DNR officer. The officer asked to see the hunters license. The hunter obliged and showed him his WV hunting license. The DNR officer began to inspect the ducks. He picked up a duck, smelled its butt and said "this duck is from Ohio". "Do you have an Ohio license?" The hunter reached back into his wallet and pulled out a Ohio hunting license. The officer picked up the second duck, smelled its butt and said,"this duck is from Kentucky, do you have a Kentucky hunting license?" The hunter once again reached in his wallet and pulled out a Kentucky hunting license.The officer then picked up the last duck, sniffed its butt and said, "this duck is from Georgia, I bet you don't have a license for that!" The hunter once again presented the officer with the correct license. The officer with amazement turned to the hunter and asked," buddy just were are you from anyways?" The hunter dropped his pants, turned around and said" you tell me!"