My bassin' partner's MIL decided to host Easter dinner for their whole family a few years back, and announced she was serving ham. As he and his wife walked through the door, they noticed no aroma of ham. They found his MIL lounging on the couch, hittin' the sauce. When asked why they didn't smell the telltale scent of ham, she replied "I didn't feel like buying/cooking one, so I made sloppy joes."
He was PIZZED. He marched out the door, and found an open Pick-n-Save. He bought one of the last hams they had, and cooked it at his MIL's house. At dinner he didn't eat any of her food, just a huge plate of ham.