OK. Please keep in mind I started this before 5am today.
The pairing have been set using a complex formula involving (the inverse order in which you signed up)/ (the number of cups of coffee I had this morning)- (the number of tards that said they would participate but did not send me an address)+(5 am).
Everyone should have gotten a PM from me this morning. If you did not, then send me a PM saying that you did not get a PM from me. Clear enough?
If you did actually receive a PM from me this morning, you fall in one of three groups.
1) You read the directions, followed all the rules, have received a name, and are now shopping away.
2) You are a MOE RON and did not send me your address. You have been sent a PM with the instructions "send me your address". You have until 9 pm EST TODAY to comply. This will get you included in this years exchange and officially remove your current tard status.
3) You received a PM saying "you will get a name today". This means you are the poor slob stuck with either me or one of the above mentioned rocket surgeons from group 2.