Thank God there’s a name for this disorder.
This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide that it needs washing.
As I start towards the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and noticed that the can is full.
So, I decided to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first . . . . . .
But then I think, since I’m going to be near the mail box when I take the garbage out anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra check are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find a can of diet Coke I’ve been drinking.
I’m going to look for my checks, but first I push the diet coke aside so that I don’t accidentally knock it over. The diet Coke is getting warm, so I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. As I head toward the kitchen with my Diet Coke, as vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye…they need water.
I put the diet Coke on the counter and discovered my reading glasses that I’ve been searching for all morning. I decided it’d be best to put them back on my desk, but first I’m going to water the flowers. I set my glasses back down on the counter, and fill a container with water when suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize when we go to watch TV, I’ll be looking for the remote, and I won’t remember that it’s on the kitchen table, so I decided to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I’ll water the flowers.
I pour some water in the flowers, and quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. I then head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day:
The car isn’t washed. The bills aren’t paid.
There is a warm can of Diet Coke on the counter. The flowers don’t have enough water. There’s still only one check in my check book. I can’t find the remote. I can’t find my glasses. And I don’t remember what I did with my car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day. And I’m really tired.
I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first, I’ll check my e-mail . . . .
Please do me a favor, forward this message to everyone you know because I don’t remember who I’ve sent it to.
Don’t Laugh . . If this isn’t you yet, your day is coming !
PS I don’t remember who sent this to me so if it was you . . I’m sorry.
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A-Jay
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