Well, I just finished up my last year at high school and it was a good four years. Last quarter I was a teacher assistant for my favorite teacher at the school. Together we formed an underground newspaper which I named "The Incognito Wordsmiths." This quarter I was also a teacher assistant for another teacher. However, this one wasn't quite as exciting. In fact, I only made copies. After being a TA we have to write a reflection paper on what we did. The first one was filled with awesomeness on what the underground newspaper was actually was for. This last experience was a hard write, though. So, I had to spice it up a little. Seeing that the teacher and I both love Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, I based my reflection paper off it. The guidance counselor probably never read anything like this before nor ever will again. I changed the names of the teachers for my protection and theirs. Anyways, here it is:
“The Quest for the Perfect Print”
Chapter One: An Unexpected Journey
The rooster crowed as the sun broke the treeline, waking me from my slumber. I sat up in my bed and something was off about the day, as if an evil filled the air. I walked over to my window, put my hands behind my back, and gazed across the horizon pondering my thoughts. Watching the sun rise higher in the sky, I remembered it was the third day of the quarter and I was yet to find a first block class. Evil was upon me.
I prepared for the long battle that awaited me. Equipped with a shirt, shorts, and shoes, I was invincible. I walked out the safety of my domain and a perilous trek stood before me. The neighbors dog guarded my path. I watched the dog circle their house, and when it’s back was turned, I snuck through their yard unscathed. I continued on and passed through the wooded valley. Crossing the road was my last obstacle. There were no cars in sight, but once I stepped on the road a thick fog rolled in and they came. I hurried across and took shelter within the school. Safe at last.
I went to see Count Kilb because I knew he liked Lord of the Rings and we had our typical Lord of the Rings discussion. Before I knew it, time slipped away and first block was ending. Out of desperation I asked Count Kilb to be his TA. Count Kilb accepted my offer and I began An Unexpected Journey.
Chapter Two: The Desolation of the Copy Machine
Rumors of a beast echoed through the halls. Claims of a beast so vile, that it spit up everything that it took in, even giving up parts of its soul each time. Legends call it the “Great White.”
I was summoned by Count Kilb and he sent me out to tame this legendary beast. All he gave me was two weapons: an article on Abe Lincoln and one on slavery. I was greatly out matched. Surely I was to be defeated.
Along the way I ran into seasoned warriors. One by the name of Knight Barclay and the other Knight Mrs. L. I’ve heard epics sung in the great halls of their ability to slay these strange creatures. Everything was true. They prepared me for war and a fellowship was formed.
I led the charge against Great White with aid from my fellowship. I grabbed Great White by the handle and opened him up, throwing down my article on Abe Lincoln. The beast let out a bright green light. I was blinded. Knight Barclay quickly closed the beast and lifted me up. Knight Mrs. L pushed the beasts buttons and yelled, “Hit the green button now!”
I pushed it. Out from the beast flew papers. Each with a piece of of the beasts soul on them. Great White was enraged, though. It began to grumble and the papers stopped. All of a sudden, hundreds of papers came out with random alt codes. Great White was battling back. Knight Barclay fled and I was left with Knight Mrs. L and hope faded. Great White relentlessly kept spitting alt codes. But slowly the beast faded. Great White breathed its last breathe. We were victorious. I conquered the beast.
Chapter Three: There and Back Again
I walked back to Count Kilb with my head held high to tell him the tale. He was in awe of my bravery and I earned his trust. The rest of the days of my TAship were filled with making copies on the beast I slew and hearing Count Kilb’s tales of adventure. I’m glad I was There and Back Again.