5 surgeons for various cities were discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York, says “I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”
The second, from Chicago, responds “Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside is color coded!”.
The third surgeon, from Dallas, says “No, I really thing librarians are the best, everything inside is in alphabetical order”.
The forth, from Los Angeles, chimes in “You know, I like construction workers…those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.”
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington DC shut them all up when he observed “You are all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. They have no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus the head and a** are interchangeable!”