hjerk24 Posted June 4, 2009 Posted June 4, 2009 It's a great way to show your wife Love. I applaud you. I plan to do the same if we have a second child. I don't know how it will feel, but it can't be near the pain, nor like the changes a woman's body goes through. Good Luck.... Quote
Wildbillb Posted June 4, 2009 Posted June 4, 2009 once the "bullets" are removed from the gun you can point it at anybody. ;D Quote
Super User grimlin Posted June 4, 2009 Super User Posted June 4, 2009 So once the plumbing is turned off it cant be turned back on?? My wife's uncle reversed his...just last weekend he and his wife have a new set of twins in the house. So yes,i have no idea what the chances are though,but didn't seem to be a problem for him. Quote
fish-fighting-illini Posted June 4, 2009 Posted June 4, 2009 The procedure is cake just a local and not painful in the slightest. Neither was recovery. I've heard it is wise to follow the directions especially with the ice and takig it easy. One of the most awkward things is supplying the after the fact " proof of insurance" if you will. lol Quote
Super User Micro Posted June 4, 2009 Super User Posted June 4, 2009 honestly, really not that bad...... It is if it's cold in the room. Tip 1: Shave first, unless your doctor has a pretty nurse, then you don't need to. She can do it. Tip 2: Get yourself some big freezer bags for ice. You'll need to rest afterwards and keeping ice on your lap helps with discomfort and swelling. Tip 3: Resist the urge to, well, you know, "be the master of your own domain" to soon (just to see if the procedure worked). I did that a couple of days later and my blood pressure dropped and I passed out. Not a good thing to be lying in your bathroom floor with your pants down and .... You get the picture. Tip 4: You are going to feel nodules (for lack of a better term) in your bean bag for quite some time. This is normal. It's just the ends of things that are healing up. Tip 5: Enjoy. Remember, for you, sex is just for fun, now. One last thing, the doc is going to want you to bring some "samples" back a couple of times afterwards just to make sure you really are shooting blanks. Most guys use a baby food jar, and a brown paper bag to make the quick delivery to their urologist's office (some guys send their wives in with it :). I think you ought to have some fun so I recommend this ... Get yourself a big mayonaise jar. Fill it up with white dishwashing liquid. Splash a little water on your face then walk into your doctor's office and set it on the counter, start panting and say "here's my sample, I'll bring another in tomorrow." Watch their faces. ;D Quote
Super User bilgerat Posted June 4, 2009 Super User Posted June 4, 2009 I ain 't fixed, my wife decided she be fixed the day our daughter was born. Now instead of being a kid factory she is now my personal sexual Six Flags park Woo Hoo. A one hour wait for a three minute ride ! Quote
Super User cart7t Posted June 5, 2009 Super User Posted June 5, 2009 The procedure is cake just a local and not painful in the slightest. Neither was recovery. I've heard it is wise to follow the directions especially with the ice and takig it easy. One of the most awkward things is supplying the after the fact " proof of insurance" if you will. lol I think the "piece of cake" part is subjective, it depends on who does the deed and where. Quote
Super User Root beer Posted June 5, 2009 Super User Posted June 5, 2009 For those you that had the procedures...when you engage in such "sexual six flag" does it now just have a flag come out with the word "bang" on it? Quote
aarogb Posted June 5, 2009 Posted June 5, 2009 All I got to say is OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote
Super User Long Mike Posted June 5, 2009 Super User Posted June 5, 2009 I had my vasectomy over forty years ago. Believe it or not, I went partying and dancing the same evening. Quote
Super User Micro Posted June 5, 2009 Super User Posted June 5, 2009 For those you that had the procedures...when you engage in such "sexual six flag" does it now just have a flag come out with the word "bang" on it? Nope. Handi-wipes are still handy. Quote
FishingBuds Posted June 5, 2009 Posted June 5, 2009 ;D here it is, if your a man its gonna hurt like Hexx! If your a boy its a piece of cake, and thats the truth Now the hidden issue they really skip over is your sample ;D ;D yep you gotta deposit back in the bank to see if it worked It was a hard thing to go thru, and the sample part ;D good luck ;D Quote
Super User fishfordollars Posted June 5, 2009 Super User Posted June 5, 2009 I had my vasectomy over forty years ago. Believe it or not, I went partying and dancing the same evening. So did I. Never had a problem. Quote
moby bass Posted June 5, 2009 Posted June 5, 2009 A guy wakes up from a vasectomy and the doctor tells him he has good news and bad news. "The good news is we were able to save your testicles." "The bad news is they're under your pillow... Does he get a dime for each of those? ;D Quote
Super User SPEEDBEAD. Posted June 5, 2009 Super User Posted June 5, 2009 honestly, really not that bad...... Tip 3: Resist the urge to, well, you know, "be the master of your own domain" to soon (just to see if the procedure worked). I did that a couple of days later and my blood pressure dropped and I passed out. Not a good thing to be lying in your bathroom floor with your pants down and .... You get the picture. That is one of the funniest things I have ever read on here. ;D Quote
Tokyo Tony Posted June 5, 2009 Posted June 5, 2009 I ain 't fixed, my wife decided she be fixed the day our daughter was born. Now instead of being a kid factory she is now my personal sexual Six Flags park Woo Hoo. A one hour wait for a three minute ride ! ;D Quote
Skunked in DR Posted June 5, 2009 Posted June 5, 2009 I ain 't fixed, my wife decided she be fixed the day our daughter was born. Now instead of being a kid factory she is now my personal sexual Six Flags park Woo Hoo. A one hour wait for a three minute ride ! Quote
Siebert Outdoors Posted June 5, 2009 Posted June 5, 2009 honestly, really not that bad...... Tip 1: Shave first, unless your doctor has a pretty nurse, then you don't need to. She can do it. Tip 2: Get yourself some big freezer bags for ice. You'll need to rest afterwards and keeping ice on your lap helps with discomfort and swelling. Tip 3: Resist the urge to, well, you know, "be the master of your own domain" to soon (just to see if the procedure worked). I did that a couple of days later and my blood pressure dropped and I passed out. Not a good thing to be lying in your bathroom floor with your pants down and .... You get the picture. Tip 4: You are going to feel nodules (for lack of a better term) in your bean bag for quite some time. This is normal. It's just the ends of things that are healing up. Tip 5: Enjoy. Remember, for you, sex is just for fun, now. One last thing, the doc is going to want you to bring some "samples" back a couple of times afterwards just to make sure you really are shooting blanks. Most guys use a baby food jar, and a brown paper bag to make the quick delivery to their urologist's office (some guys send their wives in with it :). I think you ought to have some fun so I recommend this ... Get yourself a big mayonaise jar. Fill it up with white dishwashing liquid. Splash a little water on your face then walk into your doctor's office and set it on the counter, start panting and say "here's my sample, I'll bring another in tomorrow." Watch their faces. ;D This needs to go down as post of the year. Quote
Super User skunked_again Posted June 5, 2009 Super User Posted June 5, 2009 honestly, really not that bad...... true. 2 bags of frozen peas and a case of beer gets the aftermath taken care of. Quote
Super User senile1 Posted June 5, 2009 Super User Posted June 5, 2009 I got mine in '89. There is a small percentage of people who have "minor" complications. When I got mine I think the figure was something like 20 people in 1000. I was one of those 20 but it still isn't that big of a deal. Your jewels swell up like grapefruits and you have to walk like John Wayne for a few days but that's about it for the minor complications. Back then they made about a 1/4 to 1/2 inch cut on each side to cut the vas deferens. Now they can make a tiny hole and go in and the incidence of complications has been reduced. Quote
Super User Raul Posted June 5, 2009 Super User Posted June 5, 2009 I ain 't fixed, my wife decided she be fixed the day our daughter was born. Now instead of being a kid factory she is now my personal sexual Six Flags park Woo Hoo. A one hour wait for a three minute ride ! I don 't care who you are, that 's too danged funny ! Quote
BassinSoldier Posted June 5, 2009 Author Posted June 5, 2009 Well guys, the deed is done. I just got home and am currently enjoying my percocet 'scrip to the fullest. I gotta say, it really wasn't THAT bad. THe shots were the worst part out of the whole ordeal. The best way I can describe the pain is like being stung by a d**n yellow jacket in the sack. Thanks for all the support and replies! BTW I think I may do that mayonnaise jar thing...That is GREAT dude! ;D Quote
Super User CWB Posted June 5, 2009 Super User Posted June 5, 2009 Don't need one. My wife just says no. Quote
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