Hit the dog...

[burleytog]

This ended up in my yard Saturday night.

Girl said she swerved to miss a dog in the road, ran into a deep ditch, then rolled the car about 100'.  Only problem with that story is that there aren't any dogs that run around the neighborhood.

Like the state trooper said, hit the dog.  Hitting the dog won't result in a ticket.

My yard is a mess.  Didn't help any that she landed in the wettest spot in the entire yard after it had rained 3.5".

[bilgerat]

Cmon, who you kidding ? Thats your secret deer weapon.

[Fisher of Men]

Funny thing. There have been alot of cars running into yards and homes recently here around the DFW area (almost one every night it seems).

Is that Jimzee I see riding in the passenger seat?  

[Tin]

....?

[Bassboss]

Look on the bright side! At least it did not hit your boat right!  ;D

[burleytog]

....?

Nah, I didn't see her, but when the tow driver turned the key on to load the thing, the radio was set on 11.  The road she was on is very conducive to excessive speed.  

Young girl, not paying attention, rolled it.  At least she didn't die.

[Long Mike]

Look on the bright side! At least it did not hit your boat right! ;D

I guess that means that she hit his boat wrong.  Or maybe she hit his boat left.   :-/

[Dan:]

that car rolled 100 feet?!? Doesn't look too bad for that kind of crash

[burleytog]

It would barely move.  Gave me a reason to use my new reciprocating saw to cut off the front bumper.  ;D

[frogtog]

Thought you stayed in the mountains. Could we have a before and after of your yard? ;D

[burleytog]

Thought you stayed in the mountains. Could we have a before and after of your yard? ;D

I got no before, but plenty of after.

And besides, I keep all my junk cars in the back yard.  

[=Matt 5.0=]

That's impressive.  8-)

[fishfordollars]

that car rolled 100 feet?!? Doesn't look too bad for that kind of crash

Bad enough. Complete total.

[tipptruck1]

[Dan:]

oh snap, that rear view picture definitely looks worse.

[fishfordollars]

Bad enough. Complete total.

[Gone_Phishin]

The old 'dog in the road' excuse.  I think I've used that one a time or two as a kid.  

[TheBeast]

I don't think it is totaled.  That car is a 2008 and I just don't think the cost to repair it would be more than the car is worth.

Swerved to miss a dog huh?  Where's her cell phone?

I know the people who own the car, Burley will probably be sued because he was at work and his wife was in bed and neither of them were instantaneously there to help and call an ambulance.

[Zel]

Maybe it was the ghost of Christmas present paying a visit to Jacob Burley.

[fathom]

swerved to hit a dog, my butt...i was nowhere near burley's house that night.

8-)

[roadwarrior]

Regardless of the facts or what actually happened...

It's still Burley's fault!

[justfishin]

Probably Ol' Spot, the cell phone dog !!!

[Pitchinkid]

I cant believe she got away from Burley. I figure she would be chained to the heater or thrown in the hole. "it puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again!"

[Jimzee]

I cant believe she got away from Burley. I figure she would be chained to the heater or thrown in the hole. "it puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again!"

Funny as hell.  

[Tin]

I cant believe she got away from Burley. I figure she would be chained to the heater or thrown in the hole. "it puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again!"

Funny as hell.

  I'm in tears lol