Low_Budget_Hooker Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 Someone bump the crib? Turn the nap room light on at the day care center? Got a big play date today? Found your first hair when you took the midnight wizz and are too excited to get back to sleep? Game on young chitlin Quote
Super User Catt Posted November 15, 2008 Super User Posted November 15, 2008 Someone had to change his Pampers Quote
Super User Muddy Posted November 15, 2008 Super User Posted November 15, 2008 And get his Pablam and Strained Peach Treat ready, he cries whrn he's hungry Quote
Super User cart7t Posted November 15, 2008 Super User Posted November 15, 2008 I see the family channel is having a 24 hour marathon of "The best of the Wiggles" Must be it. Quote
Super User Muddy Posted November 15, 2008 Super User Posted November 15, 2008 I see the family channel is having a 24 hour marathon of "The best of the Wiggles" Must be it. WOW! They have a show about Dave's Worms already! Quote
Low_Budget_Hooker Posted November 15, 2008 Author Posted November 15, 2008 ok guys, this is all fun and good, but we still haven't made a decision yet. It's Saturday night,.......who's going to babysit??? Muddy took last Saturday, anyone want to volunteer? Quote
Super User Tin Posted November 15, 2008 Super User Posted November 15, 2008 Babysit who? We're all going out. Some of the Mrs. Depends are bored and need a night on the town. And the Pamperites have to show them a good time because all you guys will be sleeping around 7:30 after Wheel of Fortune. Quote
Super User bilgerat Posted November 15, 2008 Super User Posted November 15, 2008 Wheel of Fortune ?? heck no, tonight's Lawrence Welk on PBS at 7:00. We get to stay up 'til 8:00 !! Quote
Low_Budget_Hooker Posted November 15, 2008 Author Posted November 15, 2008 Babysit who? We're all going out. Some of the Mrs. Depends are bored and need a night on the town. That's fine, just remember the rules,....Home by the time the street lights come on!! Can't wait to see Mrs. Depends on your big wheel either, have someone take a pic for us Quote
bmadd Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 LBH we all know your woman will be excited tonight because she can ride shotgun. We all know you can't see over the steering wheel. Quote
Super User Tin Posted November 15, 2008 Super User Posted November 15, 2008 Babysit who? We're all going out. Some of the Mrs. Depends are bored and need a night on the town. Can't wait to see Mrs. Depends on your big wheel either, have someone take a pic for us Gonna be on more than just my Big Wheel... And you made Mrs. Depends singular, it should be plural. Quote
Super User Tin Posted November 15, 2008 Super User Posted November 15, 2008 LBH we all know your woman will be excited tonight because she can ride shotgun. We all know you can't see over the steering wheel. He always drives in the gangsta lean position, but he can't help it. Quote
Super User Hookemdown. Posted November 16, 2008 Super User Posted November 16, 2008 I wasn't getting up early, I just got home. Quote
guitarkid Posted November 16, 2008 Posted November 16, 2008 At least when Hookem leans he does'nt look like he is about to die. Man you bunch of old farts are jealous. Hey Hookem did you ever get that krazy system for your 'wheel yet? -gk Quote
Super User fourbizz Posted November 16, 2008 Super User Posted November 16, 2008 We're goin Cougar huntin tonight boys!!! Quote
bmadd Posted November 16, 2008 Posted November 16, 2008 When you Depends fellas wake up in the morning, we Pampers shall return with your Misses. Quote
Super User Tin Posted November 16, 2008 Super User Posted November 16, 2008 When you Depends fellas wake up in the morning, we Pampers shall return with your Misses. But I don't think some of the misses will want to return after they have had Pamperites. Quote
bmadd Posted November 16, 2008 Posted November 16, 2008 They'll want to return to get a little more of the Depends Social Security checks so they can take us out again though Tin Quote
Super User Tin Posted November 16, 2008 Super User Posted November 16, 2008 Pamperites = P, I, M, P, S Quote
Low_Budget_Hooker Posted November 16, 2008 Author Posted November 16, 2008 Pamperites = P, I, M, P, S Explains the line of dudes at your bedroom window last night. I am assuming some were customers and some were just there to participate in the spank box you set up for your 20th B-day. : :-* I'm not judging,....to each his own, but knowing now how you swing, there will be no more comments about our women. With age comes wisdom and all the cougars know y'all are too young to have learned any of the good stuff yet. (well, maybe not Tin, he stayed at my house for a week, had access to my computer,...lots for him to learn on there,and again,...he IS from RI, lol) Quote
Super User Catt Posted November 16, 2008 Super User Posted November 16, 2008 We're goin Cougar huntin tonight boys!!! Y'all gotta have something to hunt with first Quote
Super User Muddy Posted November 16, 2008 Super User Posted November 16, 2008 We're goin Cougar huntin tonight boys!!! Y'all gotta have something to hunt with first You know Catt makes a good point here. You should never go after big game with a small concealed weapon Quote
Super User fourbizz Posted November 16, 2008 Super User Posted November 16, 2008 Since I am a skilled hunter, I go into the field with a species and condition appropriate caliber. Given the fact that these cougars have spent the last 15 years being hunted with very droopy and inadequate weapons, my flat shooting, hard hitting firearm should fill the void well, finishing the hunt with only one shot neccessary. Team P +1 Quote
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