You've heard of "Elf on a Shelf"...

[Further North]

How about...

 

[Bluebasser86]

Someone's going to have to help me out because I know nothing about bikes and I'm just trying to make "muskie on a dirtbike", rhyme and it's not working no matter how tired I am. 

[Hammer 4]

The brand name is Husky for short, so...Muskie on a Husky..?

 

HUSQVARNA MOTORCYCLES

[Bluebasser86]

25 minutes ago, Hammer 4 said:

The brand name is Husky for short, so...Muskie on a Husky..?

 

HUSQVARNA MOTORCYCLES

That makes more sense ?

[Hammer 4]

The reason I know about Huskies is my Husky supermoto race bike. From like 12 years ago.

 

 

[VolFan]

I thought it was Pike on a Bike….then I realized it was a musky but didn’t want to be ‘that guy’…

 

Then I realized, again, that I’m an idiot.

[Further North]

I knew a few folks would get it...

Like muskies...if it was easy, anyone could do it... ?

[12poundbass]

On 12/17/2021 at 6:33 AM, VolFan said:

I thought it was Pike on a Bike….then I realized it was a musky but didn’t want to be ‘that guy’…

 

Then I realized, again, that I’m an idiot.

I said pike on a bike, then I kept reading. Thankfully I kept reading. ?

[slonezp]

How does the musky shift gears?

[Jigfishn10]

6 minutes ago, slonezp said:

How does the musky shift gears?

With “fin”nesse?

No? 

With a muskel lunge?

No? 
 

I’m outta clean jokes! 

[Bluebasser86]

On 12/17/2021 at 8:18 PM, Further North said:

I knew a few folks would get it...

Like muskies...if it was easy, anyone could do it... ?

Or like muskies, if there's no availability, it makes participation pretty difficult ?‍♂️

[TnRiver46]

9 hours ago, Bluebasser86 said:

Or like muskies, if there's no availability, it makes participation pretty difficult ?‍♂️

I’m surrounded by them but never really tried to catch one for more than a couple minutes. Come on down, I can point you toward them! 

[Bluebasser86]

9 minutes ago, TnRiver46 said:

I’m surrounded by them but never really tried to catch one for more than a couple minutes. Come on down, I can point you toward them! 

I love fishing for them, but the closest ones are 3 hours away. Fishing for them in standing timber in Missouri is a lot different than fishing for them up north. I'd like to catch a real big one though. I caught a keeper (42") fish a long time ago in Missouri and that's the biggest I've held by far. 

[TnRiver46]

58 minutes ago, Bluebasser86 said:

I love fishing for them, but the closest ones are 3 hours away. Fishing for them in standing timber in Missouri is a lot different than fishing for them up north. I'd like to catch a real big one though. I caught a keeper (42") fish a long time ago in Missouri and that's the biggest I've held by far. 

I think you could get one approaching 50” with your determination down here. Most TN fishermen ain’t going fishing if it’s below 40 degrees and 99.9% definitely ain’t going if it’s that cold with the wind blowing. You could have them all to yourself a lot of the time 

[Further North]

1 hour ago, Bluebasser86 said:

I'd like to catch a real big one though. I caught a keeper (42") fish a long time ago in Missouri and that's the biggest I've held by far. 

42" is plenty big.

This one was "only" 40" and she was enough of a challenge to get out from heavy cover on the river.

 

FWIW, river fish are a bunch more fun than stillwater fish...