Somethings Should Just Be Private

[Jigfishn10]

I work in an office building and we have common area bathrooms with multiple bathroom stalls and urinals. I get the fact that the hunanoid produces bodily functions that some undesirable sounds and odors emanate from said functions. 

 

But seriously, why is there a need to have a conversation on the phone while having a squat in a public bathroom stall? Is it not bad enough that I have to listen to your poor trumpet playing and smelling last night's dinner crop dusting out of your bottom orifice? Now I gotta listen to you and your personal problems too?

 

Rant over....Carry on BR.

 

Feel free to add your rant here.

Have a nice day.

[throttleplate]

after dipping hard baits in a bottlle of spike it lure coloring garlic scent i cleaned up the neck of the bottle with a tissue.

It smelled of heavy garlic so i threw it into the toilet but didnt flush it.

 

Then i went and laid down in bed next to the wife and she was repulsed by the smell that was now on my hands and shirt.

I learned two things last night, its ok for the wife to cut up garlic when making our dinner but not ok for me to dip baits around her and the 2nd thing is to always flush the toilet and put the lid down. Love you babe.

[jimmyjoe]

   The phones irritate me vastly more than the odor. (I used an outside privy until  I was 4 years old.) I hate even more people who don't watch where they're driving while they're on the phone, whether talking or texting. It's bad enough in town, but on high speed roads it can be lethal. ? ?      jj

[huZZah]

I love people in stall next to you that do stuff with phone on speaker. Oh wait. No I don’t. 

[jimmyjoe]

  The motto has been advertised as, "Stay Connected!".   I think it's just the opposite; people on their phones are DISconnected ....... from reality.

   I don't know, maybe that's their point.  ???                    jj

[throttleplate]

6 hours ago, huZZah said:

I love people in stall next to you that do stuff with phone on speaker. Oh wait. No I don’t. 

get a fart app and when in the next stall turn up the volume and let er rip and try to not bust out laughing.

[12poundbass]

As long as you feel better after your rant @Jigfishn10. That’s what we’re here for. 

[Catt]

Just a random thought from a dumb Coonass.

 

We were told cell phones cut the wire freeing us from land lines. Yet we're still plugged into a charger & have a phone stuck to our ear. 

 

Where's the freedom? ?

 

[slonezp]

25 minutes ago, Catt said:

Just a random thought from a dumb Coonass.

 

We were told cell phones cut the wire freeing us from land lines. Yet we're still plugged into a charger & have a phone stuck to our ear. 

 

Where's the freedom? ?

 

A cell phone is a leash from your other half and a leash from your job.

[Catt]

3 minutes ago, slonezp said:

A cell phone is a leash from your other half and a leash from your job.

 

My wife & kids fuss at me for all the time for either leaving my phone home or turned off.

 

You will never see me in Wally World with a phone stuck to my ear. You will never see a "selfie" of me cause I don't know how.

[Bassin' Brad]

5 hours ago, Catt said:

You will never see a "selfie" of me cause I don't know how.

It's just three easy steps. 

 

1. Tap the camera app on your phone.

2. Tap the uno reverse icon.

3. Hold your phone out away from you and take the shot. 

 

No excuses anymore, now let's see a selfie. ??

[Catt]

1 hour ago, Bassin' Brad said:

No excuses anymore, now let's see a selfie. ??

 

Not gonna happen! ?

[Jigfishn10]

33 minutes ago, Catt said:

 

Not gonna happen! ?

No really, take time to think about it...?

[Bird]

Haven't used a public bathroom in over a year so can't recall the annoyances. 

[Skunkmaster-k]

8 hours ago, slonezp said:

A cell phone is a leash from your other half and a leash from your job.

Agreed

I call it my electronic tether 

[TnRiver46]

22 hours ago, Bird said:

Haven't used a public bathroom in over a year so can't recall the annoyances. 

Lucky. I’d be locked up haha

[N Florida Mike]

On 3/17/2021 at 12:36 AM, throttleplate said:

get a fart app and when in the next stall turn up the volume and let er rip and try to not bust out laughing.

?

On 3/17/2021 at 2:44 PM, Bird said:

Haven't used a public bathroom in over a year so can't recall the annoyances. 

Dang. I’m impressed by your fortitude. ?

[schplurg]

On 3/17/2021 at 11:44 AM, Bird said:

Haven't used a public bathroom in over a year so can't recall the annoyances. 

 

Me either and I prefer it that way! Especially multi-stall restrooms. I have a friend who used to take a dump every time he came over. He even took one on the golf course once. In the trees not the restroom. Had TP in his golf bag. I'd tell him geez dude eat less or plan better!