New Store Open

[.ghoti.]

A new supermarket opened near my house.

It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.

Just before it goes on you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

[A-Jay]

Nice ~

 

  I'd like to recommend staying away from the deli counter as well - especially while they're cutting the cheese.

 

A-Jay

[Sam]

A true classic!

[F14A-B]

Man, you musta been starving when you went in there! Those are the thoughts I have when I grocery shop, when hungry... Plus my bill is always $100 more, lol... That's funny..

You know a couple times I had to go in for my wife... God I hated to buy those things for her..

[deaknh03]

Man, you musta been starving when you went in there! Those are the thoughts I have when I grocery shop, when hungry... Plus my bill is always $100 more, lol... That's funny..

You know a couple times I had to go in for my wife... God I hated to buy those things for her..

wonder what that aisle smells like in ghoti's store..

[F14A-B]

wonder what that aisle smells like in ghoti's store..

Oh ****, I get it....