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A woman goes into Bass Pro Shops to purchase a rod and reel for her grandson, but has no idea which one to get him. She picks up a combo and approaches the clerk at the counter.

I'm blind, he tells her, but if you drop it on the counter, I can tell you all you need to know about it. She doubts him, but does so. That's a Zebco 33 combo. A good all purpose rod and reel spoiled with ten pound test line. It's on sale for 29.99

She can't believe it and as she reaches into her purse to pay, she drops her credit card. Master Charge he says and as she bends down to pick it up she farts. Thinking he will never be able to figure out it was her, she says nothing and hands him the card.

That will be $45.99. Wait a minute, I thought you said it was $29.99 for the combo.

It is he says and the goose call is $10 and the bear repelent is $6.

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