THE GOAT Bubba and Billy Bob, two guys from Kentucky, are out hunting. As they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it. Bubba says "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is." Billy Bob says" I don't know, let's throw something down there and listen so we can tell how long it takes to hit bottom." Bubba says "There's this old car transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see". So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one and two and three and throw it in the hole. They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole and with no hesitation jump in head first. While they are standing there looking at each other and looking in the hole and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up. "Say there", says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?" Billy Bob says " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of them thar bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!" The old farmer said "Why that's impossible, I had him chained to a transmission!"
